Friends Don't Let Friends Get Avocado Hand
This is a real injury only millennials could dream up. If you don't believe me, just google "avocado hand." If you are more of an experiential learner, grab that knife in the bottom of your silverware drawer (the one of unknown origin and something like rust or spaghetti sauce crusted on the side) and hack away at an avocado pit. If you slice your hand open, that's avocado hand. And you should also go to the hospital, but also not touch the meat of the avocado and ruin the guac.
To #savetheguac, check out brigadekitchen.com and get yourself a real knife. The products are quality, the owners are people you want to be friends with AND they are letting me run amok on their blog. Stay tuned.