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Promophobia

Promophobia

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Promophobia

[proh-muh-foh-bee-uh]

The temporary panic that follows the act of creating and using multiple email address aliases to take advantage of one "new member" promo. Promo abusers worry that they will be recognized (promophobes are limited in obscurity by the commonness of their names and the number of billing addresses they forgot to update) but not enough to pass up using "15OFFNEW" at least twice. A promophobe's biggest fear is not the monetary implication of having to pay full price, but the shame associated with having to acknowledge the creation and management of 11 different email accounts.

WinonaRyder9@gmail.com

WRyder9@gmail.com

9RyderWinona@gmail.com

FirstTimeRyder@gmail.com

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